Day #226:
I just made a delicious dinner of fried egg sandwiches and hasbrowns. I asked sister if we needed to bust out the grape juice and oyster crackers, considering it's her last meal. Tomorrow, she joins the rest of us in the land of the dumb as at 8am I will be taking her in to have 2 wisdom teeth removed. I've had a thousand of these jokes tonight. I think she's enjoyed them as much as I have... maybe. In celebration of her last night of eating solid foods, I bought the most deliciously fattening cookies. Have you seen these things? Oh my goodness, it's almost like "And God created the Triple Double Oreo... and it was good." Pretty soon we'll be going to Wal-Mart and they'll just have fat that you can just line up and glue onto your hips, or sugar that you can pump intraveneously straight into your veins. Getting fatter has never been so fun my friends. :0)
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